THE F WORD

The phrase "F*** You"
almost always, never connotates the act of sex.

And the mysticism continues..

SURE SHOT

I feel really good today;
Like someone who's gonna win a bet!!
Wanna bet $20 that you're reading this??
;-)

SATISFACTION

when you're on top,
make sure that
anyone
who's below
is feelin' good.

CONTINUITY

The toughest competition to a spouse/ lover comes from Whiskey,
in that the latter promises intoxication,
time after time after time!!

BITTERSWEET

There are two things I really like but enjoy in moderation:
Constructive Criticism and "Motichoor Ke Laddoo".
The key is, you gotta gimme both at the same time!!

THE REAL WISH

May the festival of lights bring peace, joy, well-being, love, whiskey, beer, vodka, rum, tequila, mucho dinero, fantastic sex, the company of good friends, luxurious vacations on sandy white beaches with turquoise waters while partaking of a fine Sauvignon (preferably somewhere near Cafe Del Mar on the Spanish coastline) and, perhaps, even a Landaulet!!

Heck, why not??