LADIES FIRST

The Kama Sutra states that
"every man should..seek his lover's pleasure before his own".
I was always a proponent of the phrase "Ladies First".

SIMPLE PLEASURE

Johnnie Walker Double Black: $40.
Pimento stuffed Spanish Olives: $5.
Reshmi Kebab, Bean Sprouts Salad: $7.
Kahlua chasers with bitter, dark chocolate while watching a Bond film: Priceless!!

And hence evolves, my simple life.