FRINGE BENEFIT OF INDEPENDENCE

The Indian Democracy's gotta be the greatest one in the world.
Not only can you pee on the open road, you can proudly proclaim doing so even at a spot where it particularly states not to. ("Yahan peshaab karna mana hai" and/or "Dekho, gadha peshaab kar raha hai").

CAPACITY TO PERFORM

In the news, UAE national Mohd. Al Balushi who has 90 children from 17 wives is visiting India this month to scout for an Indian bride and get an artificial limb.
You think that limb is spelt P-E-N-I-S??